A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices Little Johnny next door with a little red wagon. The boy is wearing a fire-fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
The firefighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"
Little Johnny says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my firetruck."
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks, mister," Little Johnny says.
The firefighter looks a little closer, and notices that Little Johnny has tied the wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles. The boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Little Johnny says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my firetruck."
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks, mister," Little Johnny says.
The firefighter looks a little closer, and notices that Little Johnny has tied the wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles. The boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
1 comments:
Muahahahahaa!!! funny man!!!! thanks for sharing!!!! so glad i am not d cat!!!
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