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Friday, December 21, 2007

What Do Idiots Do?

~IDIOT~

"In modern English usage, the terms "idiot" and "idiocy" describe
an extreme folly or stupidity, its symptoms (foolish or stupid utterance or deed)"
"In psychology, it is a historical term for the state or condition
now called profound mental retardation"

Analyse the points below to know if you really are an IDIOT...
  1. You spend half an hour looking at an orange juice box because it said, 'CONCENTRATED'.

  2. You put lipstick on your forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.

  3. You get stabbed in a shoot-out.

  4. You send a fax with a stamp on it.

  5. You try to drown a fish.

  6. When someone money-tips you for your intelligence, you give them their change.

  7. You trip over a cordless phone.

  8. You take a ruler/measuring tape to bed to see how long you sleep.

  9. At the bottom of the application where it says "SIGN HERE", you put "AQUARIUS".

  10. You take 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

  11. You invent a solar powered torchlight.

  12. You are aware that 90% of all crimes occur at home, so you move/shift houses.

  13. You missed the No. 14 Bus, and take the No. 7 Bus TWICE instead.

  14. You are at the express way driving to the airport and see a sign that said, "Airport Left". You make a 'U-Turn' and go home.

  15. You got locked in a furniture shop, but sleeps on the floor.

  16. Finally, you spend time reading through the above 15 points, convincing yourself that you did not do any of them.

GOTCHA~ IDIOT!



2 comments:

Iludium Phosdex said...

Methinks Monty Python had a classic (if obscure) sketch about Idiots themselves....

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