What Do Idiots Do?

~IDIOT~

"In modern English usage, the terms "idiot" and "idiocy" describe
an extreme folly or stupidity, its symptoms (foolish or stupid utterance or deed)"

"In psychology, it is a historical term for the state or condition
now called profound mental retardation"

Analyse the points below to know if you really are an IDIOT...

1. You spend half an hour looking at an orange juice box because it said, 'CONCENTRATED'.
   
   
2. You put lipstick on your forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
   
   
3. You get stabbed in a shoot-out.
   
   
4. You send a fax with a stamp on it.
   
   
5. You try to drown a fish.
   
   
6. When someone money-tips you for your intelligence, you give them their change.
   
   
7. You trip over a cordless phone.
   
   
8. You take a ruler/measuring tape to bed to see how long you sleep.
   
   
9. At the bottom of the application where it says "SIGN HERE", you put "AQUARIUS".
   
   
10. You take 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
    
    
11. You invent a solar powered torchlight.
    
    
12. You are aware that 90% of all crimes occur at home, so you move/shift houses.
    
    
13. You missed the No. 14 Bus, and take the No. 7 Bus TWICE instead.
    
    
14. You are at the express way driving to the airport and see a sign that said, "Airport Left". You make a 'U-Turn' and go home.
    
    
15. You got locked in a furniture shop, but sleeps on the floor.
    
    
16. Finally, you spend time reading through the above 15 points, convincing yourself that you did not do any of them.

GOTCHA~ IDIOT!

Glow-in-the-Dark Cloned Cats

Cloned Turkish Angora cats (left) that glows (right) under ultraviolet beams.

~Images by AFP~

South Korean scientists have cloned cats that glow red when exposed to ultraviolet beams in a side-effect, by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene - a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases.

A team of scientists led by Kong Il-keun, a cloning expert at Gyeongsang National University, produced three cats possessing altered fluorescence protein genes (RFP). Three cats were born in January and February - one died while two others grew to become adult Turkish Angoras, weighing 3.0kg and 3.5kg.

It marked the first time in the world that cats with RFP genes have been cloned. The ability to produce cloned cats with the manipulated genes is significant as it could be used for developing treatments for genetic diseases and for reproduction model (cloned) animals suffering from the same diseases as humans.

It will also help develop stem-cell treatments; cats have some 250 kinds of genetic diseases that affect humans, too.

"Cats have similar genes to those of humans," said veterinary professor Kong Il-keun. "We can make genetically modified cats that can be used to develop new cures for genetic diseases."

Keitaro Kato, a geneticist at Kinki University in western Japan who has cloned fish, said the research could be significant if it eventually helps treat people with hereditary diseases.

"People with genetic disorders usually have to receive treatment throughout their lives that is very hard on them," Kato said. "If these results can help to make their lives easier, then I think it's a wonderful thing."

V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E07

Everybody Makes Mistakes!

It begins with Barney, down at the MacLaren's, meeting a girl who later made a mistake - a mistake known as Barney.

Barney describing to Ted about the girl's boobs

Here a certain scenarios that leads to Marshall making his biggest mistake...

1. Ted in the bathroom

As you can see in the picture, Ted is holding a shaver in his hands, was shaving... until Lily walked in and freaked out.

Q: Why did Lily freak out?
A: Ted was shaving his face...? *Wrong! Guess again*

2. Ted, Robin and Barney watching a sports match (boxing probably) at 3 a.m.

3. Ted did not put the lid back on the peanut butter jar (Marshall's assumption)


Finally, Marshall does it, he makes his decision... to his biggest mistake!

A mistake called DOWISETREPLA

What in the world is DOWISETREPLA? It's the up and coming _________ (big mistake).

On the other hand, Lily also had made a major mistake, which adds up to Marshall's mistake, thus leading to an ultimate massive mistake. Lily did not tell Marshall about her enormous credit card debts.

The next day, Marshall finds out about Lily's debt. Later, Ted, Barney, and Robin go home, where they follow the clues and discover that Lily and Marshall were having a huge fight.

Ted discovering one of the clues

Q: How did the fight end?
A: Lily and Marshall decided to file a divorce... ? *Close enough~*

With Marshall's touching and "you-will-go-awww..-words", they are once again a happy couple.

All of them celebrating to the fact that Marshall confirms his big mistake *Weird?*

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

Feeling bored in your workplace?
Here are some entertaining activities to try out...

1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
   
   
2. Find out where your boss shops, and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
   
   
3. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers, and refer to them only by these names.
   "That's a good point, Sparky."
   "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
   
   
4. Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing.
   For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
   
   
5. HIGHLIGHT your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
   
   
6. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
   
   
7. Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
   
   
8. Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
   
   
9. Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
   
   
10. Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
    
    
11. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
    
    
12. Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".
    
    
13. Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
    
    
14. Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
    
    
15. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E06

Barney and Marshall walks into the living room of the apartment exclaiming that they have big news to tell Ted respectively:

Barney: "Ok, mine's pretty huge, but fine you go first."

Marshall: "Ok, I just fou...."

*Barney interrupts*
Barney: "I FOUND A PORNO STARRING TED MOSBY!"

Ted checking out the porno DVD starring Ted Mosby

Marshall then tries to tell his side of the story, but only to be interrupted several times. Out of frustration (throwing all suspense), he burst to saying he got the job at the NRDC (National Resources Defense Council).

*STOP* There are two main scenarios to this episode:

1. Real Ted in meeting the Porno Ted.
Down at the bar, Barney checks the Internet for Porno Ted, finding some interesting facts including an interview by AVW (Adult Video Weekly) with Real Ted who thought it was Architecture Vision Weekly. Finally, Real Ted decides to meet Porno Ted at the Adult Video Expo.

Real Ted and Barney meet Porno Ted (far left) at the Expo

The meeting leads to something even more interesting... ;)

2. Marshall's Dilemma
Marshall interviews with a notoriously evil corporate law firm, and ends up being flattered, wined and dined, and otherwise seduced into possibly accepting a lucrative job offer, thereby setting aside his dreams of working for the NRDC. Lily tries to give guidance to Marshall in the job selection, but he does not know about Lily's dark secret...

Lily reveals her dark secret to Robin

Which law firm is Marshall going for?

Marshall in his miserable dilemma

Catch HIMYM Season 3 Episode 6 - I'm Not That Guy...

V-Tip: Tips from Police (ESPECIALLY FOR GIRLS)

"Almost every single day, I hear kidnapping cases, be it in the news, papers, gossips?, or posts (from Aron Dot Com). Take a moment to read through all of these tips; they might help you one day, hopefully..."

Meaaooww~
(Translation: Please God~)

1. The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, DO!
   
   
2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM! Toss it away from you!! Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet/purse, and he will go for the wallet or purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
   
   
   
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights, and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver would not see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
   
   
   
4. Women have a tendency to get into their car after shopping, eating, working, etc..., and just sit (doing their check book, or making a list, etc...) DO NOT DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.
   (AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE!)
   
   
5. A Few Notes about Getting into your Car in a Parking Lot or Parking Garage:
   A. Be aware: look around you; look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. (Check out under the car as you approach.)
   
   B. If you are parked next to a big van, you should enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
   
   C. Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest to your car, you may want to walk back into the mall or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
   
   
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.
   (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone, and the perfect crime spot)
   
   
7. If the predator has a gun, but you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. SO RUN & DON'T LOOK BACK!! *Run in a slightly zigzag manner*
   
   
8. Women are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, a serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Real Case (by some anonymous person):

"Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door!'

He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby cry recorder, and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they heard baby cries outside their doors when they are home alone at night."