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In any occasion/event, every dude wants the hottest chick. So, you might be thinking, "Well, my nose doesn't bleed when I get an erection, so I might stand a chance."

That's where you crash n burn.


Strategy? Your target should be the second-hottest chick. While others bend over backwards to score with the first-hottest chick, you have your own leeway with the second-hottest chick. Her natural jealousy over the first-hottest chick, which has been simmering in her small-but-attractive breasts since her walk-in entry will make her an absolute maniac in bed.

If you miss the second-hottest chick, immediately initiate your system of mental triage. Scan the room for identical dresses, and prioritize them in order of hotness.

-- written from observation, feedback & logical reasoning.

Increasing Car Resale Value and Good Buy on Used Vehicle

Selling Your Car

• Body works – repair dents, scratches, chips and rust marks; do not forget the bumpers and lights. Ensure that every component is working well. Get the engine checked out.
  
  
• Window dressing – cleanliness and hygiene count. Clean the upholstery to remove stains and odours. Vacuum and shake out the mats. Wash and polish the car and tyres.
  
  
• Paperwork – have all your service records on hand to show potential buyers that certain parts have already been replaced.

Buying a Used Car

Felt that a deal was just too good to be true? Sometimes good bargains have loads of fine print that can cost you:

• Extra charges – check that you are not paying extra for standard equipment, like air conditioning. Do not let the dealer add features such as power steering without your knowledge – and then charge you for them. Even processing fees can be hiked up, so be wary.
  
  
• Old news – a so-called brand new car may be a showroom vehicle that has been test-driven hundreds of times or a soon-to-be-replaced model.
  
  
• Trading places – be wary of trade-ins – the dealer might give you a good price for your old car, but hike up the price of the new one.
  
  
• Find out what each dealer is offering. Choose a reputable dealer. If you feel pressured or if you are handed a bunch of numbers, tell the dealer you will return after digesting all the information. Note down their verbal promises, so they know you will hold them of their word.

Selecting Men's Cologne

When picking out a men's cologne, individual predilection is not the only rule to go by. Certainly, you should select a fragrance that delights you - and your special someone - but there are a few other matters you want to think about before you decide to buy it. Especially with the cost of men's fragrances reaching an all-time high.

As brought up before, individual taste should always take the lead; however, it's good to experiment at something new or different. What smells good on your best friend or your brother may not smell good on you.

The reason for this is because the ingredients in perfumes interact with your own body's scent to create something a bit different. It's likewise conceivable that you'll have an allergy to some chemical in the cologne.

That's why it's always a good idea to try out the cologne before you buy it. A note of caution though, Do not, as many men are prone to do, put one test fragrance on one wrist and a different one on the other. The scents can mix to produce something delightful - or awful. Either way, it would not give you a true scent to judge. So, be sure to try one scent at a time to be certain you get the full benefit of the test.



Colognes that men prefer are ones that have a woody, outdoor aroma. These include sandalwood or cedar wood bases with a combination of other ingredients, and are refreshing and energizing.

Other scents that men like are those that contain musk and are considered sexy. Men generally stay away from anything that they consider as 'flowery', or what they regard as a more womanly fragrance than a manly one.

The cardinal rule of wearing men's cologne is this: DO NOT SOAK YOURSELF.

You may enjoy the fragrance you have chosen and want to share it with the public, but the public may not have the same enthusiasm for it. People would rather that you come into and depart a room, leaving just a hint of fragrance in the air. Since some cologne tend to get more potent over a period of time, this can be hard to do with some colognes.

So, it is a good idea to use modest quantities of a cologne at first and work up to a degree of scent that is suitable. This is especially important in the business world. Keep in mind that a scent that's suited for a night out with your partner may not be appropriate for the boardroom. This may not be an awful thing, actually, since it gives you an excuse to purchase various fragrances to have on hand for different occasions.

While there are really no hard-and-fast regulations about applying cologne, it is most common to apply them on the neck, just behind the ears, in addition to the interior portions of the wrists and elbows.

A quick trick that many young men are utilising these days is to spray the cologne into the air and walk through the mist, letting it settle on their hair and shoulders.

This works well and helps distribute the fragrance more equally and subtlety - and subtlety, after all, is the name of the game when it comes to wearing men's cologne.

V-Tip: Using Toilet Bowls Safely

When nature calls (i.e. to take a piss or crap), most women and some men (fyi, most men usually stand when they piss) CLIMB onto the toilet bowls and SQUAT on them to avoid contact with unhygienic parts of the porcelain surface, especially in public toilets at your regular mamak stall or certain shopping complexes.

Notice the shoes marks...

BAD MOVE!!

I would advise not to practice it since these toilet bowls are not designed to support concentrated weight (whole body weight focused only on your two feet when you squat, instead of body weight distributed around the area of your bum when you sit - look up some physics books or check out this site - lying on a bed of nails: principles of pressure) *similar theory*.

NO, it's not that I am brainwashing you to place your bum directly on that filthy surface - NO WAY! An alternative is to rinse the mouth of the toilet bowl with water, and use sufficient toilet paper to cover it.

Here are photos of a real case scenario in which the toilet bowl broke when a lady was squatting on it.

*WARNING*
Photos may be disturbing and not suitable for minors, frail hearts, hemophobic, readers having meals right now, etc...

Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

Another option, learn some martial arts... ;)

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

Feeling bored in your workplace?
Here are some entertaining activities to try out...

1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
   
   
2. Find out where your boss shops, and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
   
   
3. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers, and refer to them only by these names.
   "That's a good point, Sparky."
   "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
   
   
4. Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing.
   For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
   
   
5. HIGHLIGHT your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
   
   
6. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
   
   
7. Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
   
   
8. Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
   
   
9. Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
   
   
10. Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
    
    
11. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
    
    
12. Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".
    
    
13. Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
    
    
14. Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
    
    
15. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

V-Tip: Tips from Police (ESPECIALLY FOR GIRLS)

"Almost every single day, I hear kidnapping cases, be it in the news, papers, gossips?, or posts (from Aron Dot Com). Take a moment to read through all of these tips; they might help you one day, hopefully..."

Meaaooww~
(Translation: Please God~)

1. The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, DO!
   
   
2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM! Toss it away from you!! Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet/purse, and he will go for the wallet or purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
   
   
   
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights, and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver would not see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
   
   
   
4. Women have a tendency to get into their car after shopping, eating, working, etc..., and just sit (doing their check book, or making a list, etc...) DO NOT DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.
   (AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE!)
   
   
5. A Few Notes about Getting into your Car in a Parking Lot or Parking Garage:
   A. Be aware: look around you; look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. (Check out under the car as you approach.)
   
   B. If you are parked next to a big van, you should enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
   
   C. Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest to your car, you may want to walk back into the mall or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
   
   
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.
   (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone, and the perfect crime spot)
   
   
7. If the predator has a gun, but you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. SO RUN & DON'T LOOK BACK!! *Run in a slightly zigzag manner*
   
   
8. Women are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, a serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Real Case (by some anonymous person):

"Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door!'

He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby cry recorder, and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they heard baby cries outside their doors when they are home alone at night."

V-Tip: Saving Petrol

(Feeling a little cranky - Sleep Less Nights *been saying that a lot for the whole week*)

From the NEWS:
SOUTH WESTERN EASTERN OF DORKSTINGTON, November 16, 2007: A deranged man in his mid forties was causing a ruckus at the neighbourhood's petrol kiosk when he threatened to shoot a customer with the nozzle after he realised that the price of petrol had risen again. He later tore the clothes he had worn, and went off running nude before the police settled the commotion.

However, it was known that he escaped from the grips of the police, and fled into the woods nearby. If you happen to see a naked man running freely in your neighbourhood, please call immediately this toll free number: 1-600-800-12155. Becareful! He shows no mercy!

Ok, Drinking Saving Petrol...

Guidelines to Petrol Saving #1:
Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool.

Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you are filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload loaded is temperature-compensated so that the indicated gallonage is actually the amount pumped. A one-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for businesses, but service stations do not have temperature compensation at their pumps.

GtPS #2:
If a tanker truck is filling the station's tank at the time you want to buy gas, do not fill up.

Most likely dirt and sludge in the tank is being stirred up when gas is being delivered, and you might be transferring that dirt from the bottom of their tank into your car's tank.


GtPS #3:
Fill up when your gas tank is half-full (or half-empty).

This is because the more gas you have in your tank, the less air there is, and gasoline evaporates rapidly, especially when it is warm. (Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating 'roof' membrane to act as a barrier between the gas and the atmosphere, thereby minimizing evaporation) .

GtPS #4:
When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to the high setting.

If you look at the trigger you will see that it has three delivery settings: slow, medium and high. You should be pumping at the slow setting, thereby minimizing vapors created while you are pumping. Hoses at the pump are corrugated; the corrugations act as a return path for vapor recovery from gas that already has been metered. If you are pumping at the high setting, the agitated gasoline contains more vapor, which is being sucked back into the underground tank, so you're getting less gas for your money.

"Save the Petrol, Save the World"

V-Tip: How to Avoid Relationship Break Ups?

Every couple in the world experiences this:

(If you don't, DO tell us...)

(Man: Yea, that's right. I'm Gay!)
*notice the man's posture*
(Woman: aaAAAHHHH!!!)
No, no...not every couple has a homosexual partner.
The point is... they QUARREL.

This guide is NOT to manipulate your partner, but rather to help remind your partner on why the both of you are together, and to keep two happy people together. If the both of you were never happy together, just skip this topic - it'll be deemed useless.

Do you have the feeling that your boyfriend/girlfriend (husband/wife) is going to break up with you soon? At times, we know that our partner no longer feels the same, but instead of rectifying the problem at hand, we sabotage it unintentionally by prying tons of inappropriate questions and acting insecure.

RULE #1:
BE THE PERSON YOU WERE WHEN YOU STARTED DATING.
Whoever your girlfriend or boyfriend is, both of you grew an attention to each other when you started dating or first met for various reasons. Maybe you were hilarious, witty, cool headed, or talented in some things. Whatever it was, repeat that history. It can trigger the interest that he/she has always had for you, and help them to realise why they're with you.

Reminisce the best moments in your relationship - the non-stop laughing moment, the first kiss setting. Try replaying those moments again without expecting a spectacular result to arise.



RULE #2:
AGREE WITH THEM.
Whatever your boyfriend or girlfriend says, AGREE with them. If they say, "I think we should be apart for the time being", instead of screaming "NO!! I love you, baby!! Stay with me!", keep your cool and say "I think you are completely right" with a smile. The whole point of it is being genuine and make them believe you are being genuine.

If throughout your relationship you have not been the "agreeing type", they will probably look at you funny or figure out if you are playing a game. If out of frustration, they say, "You're a jerk/loser." Agree with them and say something like, "You know what? You're completely right... I have lots of things I should work on."

To your surprise, your significant other might actually defend you instead. When you agree with them, they will more likely to say, "Look, you're not a jerk/loser, you just make me really angry sometimes." It's hard for someone to take cheap shots at someone who is unguarded. If you defend yourself though and disagrees with them, you are only pouring gas/petrol into a fire.


RULE #3
DO NOT TELL THEM WHY THEY SHOULD BE WITH YOU.
Do not say "But, I love you!", "We have so many great memories together!", "What will everyone think?" or list off all of your qualities. When you say anything of those or similar to those, all your significant other hears is "Me, me, me, me, me..."

Implication of "I LOVE YOU" - "I care about my feelings. Don't leave me because you'll make me unhappy" .

The last thing on their mind is your happiness. What they need to know is they are right.


Probably unrelated, but enjoy~

V-Tip: Public Speaking

Got selected for toastmaster/toastmistress?
(don't wanna be sexist... :p)

Legs tremble in front of an audience?

OR
in some extreme rare cases...

You wet your pants while trying to deliver your message?

What can you do to overcome stage fright?

1. Learn your subject well.
   Fill your mind with information about your subject. If you put in the time to do proper research, you have won half the battle. Your confidence grows along with your knowledge of your subject. But be prepared – that the nervous stomach of yours may not disappear until you actually begin speaking, so do not expect to be anxious-free.
   
   Actually, some nervousness is good; otherwise, you may become over-confident. However, when you have something to say, and you know what you are going to say, your confidence will shine through.
   
   
   
2. Be the expert.
   If you have studied, done the research and are properly prepared, then you are the expert. You assume the role as the instructor. Develop the mindset that you are the teacher who is teaching them. You are not being arrogant when you assume the position as the expert. You are simply having the attitude that you have paid the price to speak about your subject and you will deliver.
   
   
   
3. Never apologise.
   

   Do not begin a speech by saying you are sorry for being unprepared. As soon as you do, you have the right to speak. You should never start a speech with any kind of an apology. If you are late or lacked the time to prepare like you wanted, simply do not mention it. Just get started with your speech.
   

   
   
   
4. Begin your speech without words.
   When you walk up to the platform to make your speech, pause before saying anything. Look your audience in the eyes.
   
   
   When you approach the beginning of your speech in this manner, you communicate to the audience that you are in control. You appear not to be nervous and everyone begins to feel secure. They will be more likely to receive your message.
   
   
   
5. Take your notes, but not your manuscript.
   
   
   You will want to take your outline. This will give you a sense of security. You have studied. You are prepared. The outline will be there to guide you. It will help you stay on track.
   
   But if you take the manuscript, you will have a tendency to read too much. You may even get lost in all of the writing you have before you. Consequently, you may find yourself filled full of fear.
   
   Do not attempt to memorise your manuscript either. You may forget where you are in your speech. Your mind may go blank, or you may simply look very unnatural as you deliver your memorised script.