V-Laugh: Baby's DOs & DON'Ts

V-Tip: Using Toilet Bowls Safely

When nature calls (i.e. to take a piss or crap), most women and some men (fyi, most men usually stand when they piss) CLIMB onto the toilet bowls and SQUAT on them to avoid contact with unhygienic parts of the porcelain surface, especially in public toilets at your regular mamak stall or certain shopping complexes.

Notice the shoes marks...

BAD MOVE!!

I would advise not to practice it since these toilet bowls are not designed to support concentrated weight (whole body weight focused only on your two feet when you squat, instead of body weight distributed around the area of your bum when you sit - look up some physics books or check out this site - lying on a bed of nails: principles of pressure) *similar theory*.

NO, it's not that I am brainwashing you to place your bum directly on that filthy surface - NO WAY! An alternative is to rinse the mouth of the toilet bowl with water, and use sufficient toilet paper to cover it.

Here are photos of a real case scenario in which the toilet bowl broke when a lady was squatting on it.

*WARNING*
Photos may be disturbing and not suitable for minors, frail hearts, hemophobic, readers having meals right now, etc...

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Another option, learn some martial arts... ;)